Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
My vagina is officially offended.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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