Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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