At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
This house was built for laser tag.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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