i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
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I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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