Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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