We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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