Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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