I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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