i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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