what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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