We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
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I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
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