haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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