the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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