Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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