I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
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And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
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I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Holy sore nipples Batman
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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