Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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