All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
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She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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