P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
the day after is always just damage control
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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