She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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