u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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