thus making me awesome and them whores
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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