Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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