Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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