We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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