Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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