what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Randomize