do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I think I won the penis lottery.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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