Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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