I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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