Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm both gender and math confused
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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