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Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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