I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
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Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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