Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
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Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
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is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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