At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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