Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
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I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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