I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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