My nipple is on Facebook.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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