Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Randomize
