Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
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Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
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Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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