Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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