i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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