Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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