: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
now i know why i became what i already was.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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