you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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