can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
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