Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
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we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
i've created a new STD.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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