Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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