Whatcha textin bout Willis?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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