sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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