laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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