I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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