then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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