Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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