We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
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Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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