Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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