I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
