my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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