brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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