Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
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Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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